What even are these nutso things on sale for Prime Day?
No judgment. We’ve bought some of these deals ourselves. These are some pretty … interesting … things that lowkey don’t make sense out of context.
Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer
Would your floof be OK inside this thing?
Nicolas Cage Pillow Case Magic Reversible Sequin Pillow Cover
So you can practice your kissing.
NoseFrida The Snotsucker Baby Nasal Aspirator
Just take a look at the illustrated instructions.
DUDE Wipes Flushable Wet Wipes
These were a lightning deal that is already over, but I thought it was funny because poops.
Pheromones For Women Pheromone Perfume Oil (Attract Men)
Oh goody, now I can attract a man with my scent. Said no one ever.
Let’s Get Slothed wine glass
The glass isn’t crazy, but I just thought this sloth is dang cute.
That’s What She Said – The Party Game of Twisted Innuendos
2002 called and wants its catchphrase back.
Sports Research Sweet Sweat Premium Waist Trimmer
Sit on the couch with this waist trimmer and watch nothing happen!
Human Touch Super Novo, Full Body, Zero Gravity Massage Chair
It’s like a baby cradle but for adults.
LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness
This isn’t really that crazy. I bought two of them.
Rocketbook Erasable, Reusable Wirebound Notebook
Erasable notebook? What will they think of next!
For when your partner doesn’t like to snuggle up in bed.
Isn’t Prime Day great for finding those off-the-wall things you never knew you wanted but now suddenly finding yourself needing?
July 16, 2019 at 08:47AM